Sometimes I forget why I stay in on Friday & Saturday nights. Sometimes I forget why I go to bed at 10:30pm when most people are out partying. Sometimes I say to K, we're acting like old people we need to go out more often!!
Then I wake up in my friend's apartment after sleeping on a too small couch with a raging headache that makes me feel like 1000 tiny elves are banging hammers against my skull. Apparently I think I am ROCKSTAR who can polish off a whole bottle of pinot grigio herself.... hahahaha. WRONG, WRONG, WRONG.
Let's just say I am paying for my actions, it is 4:00pm and the elves have not stopped banging on my skull despite all my efforts to cure my hangover including 4 mcdonalds hashbrowns (don't judge I'm pretty sure I was still drunk), an amount of advil so great I'm probably close to overdosing, 2 naps, working out, and now I'm off to try showering.
One day I will learn my lessson.
You are too funny!!
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Ugh, I'm sorry about the elves! Hope you feel better soon!
ReplyDeleteOh girl...been there done that and I never learn my lesson!
ReplyDeleteHi, I'm Jennifer. I found your blog on a mutual follower.
ReplyDeleteThis post is too funny! I love that you ate mcd's hashbrowns....those are pretty yummy! I hope the headache goes away soon!